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Mon Feb 21 2011, 10:46am

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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a blow job. "That's three schools this year!" I told him. "You've got to stop this or they'll stop you from teaching altogether"


My wife walking in on me wanking over an optical illusion. I said "it's not what it looks like"


The Pope is handing out miracles in Liverpool. Billy walks on stage and asks "Can you help me with my hearing?" The Pope says "Yes my child" and puts his hands over Billy's ears. He the prays and removes his hands. "How's your hearing now" he asks. "Don't know" says Billy, "it's not 'til next Wednesday"


I bought a 1.5 litre bottle of Tippex the other day....

BIG mistake


I decided to burn some calories today, so I set fire to a fat kid


I got an invitation to the "marriage ceremony" for T-Mobile and Orange. The reception afterwards was shit - there was only 1 bar.


My fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning. Can you believe that? 2.30am!!! Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...


A man has been rushed to hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong and left him with 6 plastic toy horses up his arse. Doctors have described his condition as "stable"


I was shagging a bird the other night and she said "please don't put it up my arse!" I had to explain that it's traditional for the person with the knife to make those decisions.


I made a chicken salad this morning and the cheeky bastard didn't even eat it!


A man goes to his local nurse to say he has a severe rash on his balls. The nurse examines him and says "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're going to have to stop wanking" "Why?" says the man. "Because I'm trying to examine you" says the nurse.


That'll do for now - more later.

PS. some of you might not understand these jokes due to language/culture differences. I'm not explaining them - live with it ;)
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Mon Feb 21 2011, 10:52pm

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wrote ...

I decided to burn some calories today, so I set fire to a fat kid

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Wed Feb 23 2011, 08:07pm
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Hey I like fat kids...

Maybe I should have worded that different lol...
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Thu Feb 24 2011, 09:41am

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Hey, stop it with the horse jokes..

I'm offended
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Thu Feb 24 2011, 03:35pm
'ead banga!
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